








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 250 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1525 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,148 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 850 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1238 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 996 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1064 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $602,313 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Darkcity93 | 88% | 8 |
| #2 | tvxou. | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | ekip | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | GrizZ#Sama | 62% | 26 |
| #5 | jomer | 61% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -elBanditos | 203 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #2 | jomer | 128 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | tvxou. | 90 | 0.34 | 2 min |
| #4 | GrizZ#Sama | 79 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | darke0n | 47 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Darkcity93 | +2.85 | 55 | 39 |
| #2 | Ramdom | +2.02 | 76 | 61 |
| #3 | 4TapForYou | +1.21 | 67 | 70 |
| #4 | darke0n | +1.00 | 73 | 65 |
| #5 | GrizZ#Sama | +0.77 | 63 | 68 |





