








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
825 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,692 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 624 | 37% |
| Smokes | 386 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 335 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 347 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $252,131 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Loki | 88% | 8 |
| #2 | OnyX | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | Darkcity93 | 80% | 10 |
| #4 | asqker | 75% | 4 |
| #5 | InoX_FuZion | 65% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Darkcity93 | 80% | 10 |
| #4 | asqker | 75% | 4 |
| #5 | InoX_FuZion | 65% | 17 |
| #6 | Ramdom | 61% | 54 |
| #7 | tvxou. | 58% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ramdom | 9 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | tvxou. | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tvxou. | 112 | 0.31 | 2 min |
| #2 | Ramdom | 87 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | InoX_FuZion | 53 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | Loki | 37 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #5 | asqker | 26 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ramdom | +3.85 | 86 | 58 |
| #2 | asqker | +2.87 | 68 | 67 |
| #3 | Darkcity93 | +1.33 | 51 | 42 |
| #4 | InoX_FuZion | +1.02 | 78 | 64 |
| #5 | jomer | +0.76 | 86 | 54 |





