








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 611 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1581 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,005 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1748 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1600 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1430 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1227 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $598,952 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 939 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valdemar.C.R | 52% | 52 |
| #2 | Mads | 50% | 94 |
| #3 | Hjalte | 48% | 83 |
| #4 | Lau | 47% | 62 |
| #5 | diamond | 43% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Mads | 50% | 94 |
| #3 | Hjalte | 48% | 83 |
| #4 | Lau | 47% | 62 |
| #5 | diamond | 43% | 53 |
| #6 | LægDigDuGrim | 37% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hjalte | 21 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | Valdemar.C.R | 21 | 0.0192 |
| #3 | LægDigDuGrim | 20 | 0.0233 |
| #4 | Lau | 13 | 0.0101 |
| #5 | Mads | 7 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mads | 298 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #2 | Hjalte | 168 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | diamond | 120 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | LægDigDuGrim | 92 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Lau | 89 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mads | +2.83 | 81 | 71 |
| #2 | Lau | +2.33 | 73 | 56 |
| #3 | Hjalte | +1.96 | 65 | 58 |
| #4 | Svenne | +1.20 | 58 | 61 |
| #5 | diamond | -1.74 | 50 | 64 |





