








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1146 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Faceit | 93 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




100 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3221 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,741 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1766 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2299 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2315 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1361 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,537,374 of utility $257 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1128 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LægDigDuGrim | 62 | 0.0395 |
| #2 | Lau | 37 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | Valdemar.C.R | 27 | 0.0305 |
| #4 | Mads | 22 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | diamond | 13 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mads | 514 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #2 | Svenne | 332 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #3 | Lau | 276 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #4 | diamond | 222 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | LægDigDuGrim | 170 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hjalte | +2.54 | 64 | 57 |
| #2 | Mads | +2.43 | 79 | 76 |
| #3 | Lau | +2.04 | 71 | 53 |
| #4 | Svenne | +0.46 | 50 | 60 |
| #5 | diamond | -1.48 | 48 | 64 |





