








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 361 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2160 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,860 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1968 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2199 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1176 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1517 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $536,572 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 340 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fREJZER11 | 70% | 27 |
| #2 | 💤 | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | mili | 68% | 22 |
| #4 | Huilu | 65% | 49 |
| #5 | tikkanen | 65% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miku | 13 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | kassb | 7 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | Huilu | 5 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | Smorg | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | XPeecc 🌪 | 4 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 💤 | +5.49 | 99 | 61 |
| #2 | Huilu | +3.17 | 75 | 68 |
| #3 | kassb | +2.84 | 79 | 47 |
| #4 | mexyou | +2.36 | 85 | 64 |
| #5 | XPeecc 🌪 | +1.56 | 82 | 61 |





