








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 91 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 32 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
669 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,657 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 431 | 26% |
| Smokes | 471 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 344 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 411 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $134,266 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oggy | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | CEO_2017FortniteGaming | 100% | 3 |
| #3 | Hitori | 100% | 3 |
| #4 | xavi- | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | hY^ | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | CEO_2017FortniteGaming | 100% | 3 |
| #3 | Hitori | 100% | 3 |
| #4 | xavi- | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | hY^ | 50% | 4 |
| #6 | zteeek | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CEO_2017FortniteGaming | 3 | 0.0566 |
| #2 | Oggy | 1 | 0.0189 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zteeek | 35 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #2 | hY^ | 25 | 0.32 | 1 min |
| #3 | xavi- | 11 | 0.22 | 0 min |
| #4 | Hitori | 4 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | CEO_2017FortniteGaming | 4 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xezr | +2.49 | 85 | 60 |
| #2 | xavi- | +1.64 | 73 | 40 |
| #3 | hY^ | +1.58 | 82 | 65 |
| #4 | Hitori | +1.11 | 73 | 60 |
| #5 | zteeek | -2.37 | 85 | 73 |





