








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 640 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 107 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2657 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,479 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2172 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1143 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 954 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1210 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $546,369 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 154 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LaVo | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | The Roxx | 61% | 23 |
| #3 | MaTriX <3 | 58% | 57 |
| #4 | Fr0z3n* | 55% | 182 |
| #5 | Hawkk2e | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | MaTriX <3 | 58% | 57 |
| #4 | Fr0z3n* | 55% | 182 |
| #5 | Hawkk2e | 55% | 11 |
| #6 | Sebby.com | 48% | 40 |
| #7 | Liepajnieks | 47% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fr0z3n* | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | MaTriX <3 | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Liepajnieks | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | LaVo | 1 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Hawkk2e | 1 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fr0z3n* | 958 | 0.25 | 27 min |
| #2 | Liepajnieks | 98 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | MaTriX <3 | 76 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Sebby.com | 38 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | The Roxx | 21 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaTriX <3 | +2.98 | 83 | 61 |
| #2 | 浮気はしない | +2.06 | 70 | 62 |
| #3 | Hawkk2e | +0.59 | 82 | 50 |
| #4 | Sebby.com | -0.01 | 73 | 54 |
| #5 | Fr0z3n* | -0.24 | 50 | 76 |





