








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 818 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 557 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 131 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4692 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,013 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1607 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3861 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2313 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3232 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,912,153 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 82 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Roxx | 59% | 39 |
| #2 | Fr0z3n* | 54% | 69 |
| #3 | Sebby.com | 52% | 42 |
| #4 | ESKADIVI | 47% | 88 |
| #5 | Liepajnieks | 36% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Roxx | 59% | 39 |
| #2 | Fr0z3n* | 54% | 69 |
| #3 | Sebby.com | 52% | 42 |
| #4 | ESKADIVI | 47% | 88 |
| #5 | Liepajnieks | 36% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fr0z3n* | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | ESKADIVI | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Liepajnieks | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Sebby.com | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fr0z3n* | 346 | 0.25 | 10 min |
| #2 | ESKADIVI | 310 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | Liepajnieks | 45 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | The Roxx | 37 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Sebby.com | 30 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sebby.com | +3.77 | 76 | 49 |
| #2 | ESKADIVI | +2.66 | 72 | 60 |
| #3 | Fr0z3n* | +0.88 | 57 | 73 |
| #4 | LaVo | -1.13 | 45 | 40 |
| #5 | Liepajnieks | -2.98 | 48 | 36 |





