








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 395 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 414 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3908 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,015 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 797 | 6% |
| Smokes | 2779 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 5840 | 45% |
| Molotovs | 3599 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,778,504 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 413 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Babyyoda | 52% | 118 |
| #2 | EvoluutioMies | 50% | 293 |
| #3 | Tala | 48% | 88 |
| #4 | JinX | 44% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Babyyoda | 52% | 118 |
| #2 | EvoluutioMies | 50% | 293 |
| #3 | Tala | 48% | 88 |
| #4 | JinX | 44% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EvoluutioMies | 13 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Babyyoda | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | JinX | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Tala | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Babyyoda | 325 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #2 | EvoluutioMies | 320 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #3 | JinX | 209 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | Tala | 107 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Babyyoda | +3.03 | 57 | 75 |
| #2 | JinX | +0.73 | 57 | 68 |
| #3 | EvoluutioMies | +0.49 | 36 | 58 |
| #4 | Mag3tzuuh | -1.10 | 30 | 45 |
| #5 | Tala | -3.21 | 19 | 46 |





