








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 25 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2486 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,634 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 882 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1487 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2069 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 1196 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $546,028 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 627 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ | Caleb | 51% | 39 |
| #2 | kewta | 50% | 22 |
| #3 | jasspeerr | 49% | 258 |
| #4 | puppy | 43% | 75 |
| #5 | 𝓻𝓪𝔀𝓻 | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ | Caleb | 51% | 39 |
| #2 | kewta | 50% | 22 |
| #3 | jasspeerr | 49% | 258 |
| #4 | puppy | 43% | 75 |
| #5 | 𝓻𝓪𝔀𝓻 | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | puppy | 10 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | ♡ | Caleb | 10 | 0.0150 |
| #3 | kewta | 3 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | jasspeerr | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #5 | 𝓻𝓪𝔀𝓻 | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | puppy | 155 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | jasspeerr | 149 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #3 | 𝓻𝓪𝔀𝓻 | 17 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | kewta | 14 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | ♡ | Caleb | 8 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jasspeerr | +2.40 | 50 | 23 |
| #2 | kewta | +1.18 | 30 | 30 |
| #3 | 𝓻𝓪𝔀𝓻 | +0.18 | 56 | 16 |
| #4 | ♡ | Caleb | -1.03 | 40 | 18 |
| #5 | Donut | -1.45 | 37 | 32 |





