








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 132 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1482 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,294 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1737 | 28% |
| Smokes | 561 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 2271 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1725 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $488,108 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 867 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ValcoNN | 69 | 0.0201 |
| #2 | JJ | 28 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | dalex02 | 24 | 0.0172 |
| #4 | Cipilipi | 15 | 0.0302 |
| #5 | AlexR0Ghost | 14 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ValcoNN | 692 | 0.20 | 21 min |
| #2 | AlexR0Ghost | 687 | 0.24 | 15 min |
| #3 | JJ | 641 | 0.18 | 19 min |
| #4 | dalex02 | 353 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #5 | Davey | 120 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nAshh1 | +5.16 | 81 | 70 |
| #2 | ValcoNN | +4.87 | 81 | 78 |
| #3 | AlexR0Ghost | +3.99 | 62 | 66 |
| #4 | JJ | +3.87 | 44 | 72 |
| #5 | Davey | +0.89 | 56 | 60 |





