








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1214 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 121 matches | ||
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Renown | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4737 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,334 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6153 | 34% |
| Smokes | 5200 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4750 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2231 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $666,906 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1557 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cipilipi | 74% | 23 |
| #2 | Davey | 62% | 98 |
| #3 | JJ | 61% | 153 |
| #4 | Raulete | 57% | 145 |
| #5 | nAshh1 | 56% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ValcoNN | 74 | 0.0139 |
| #2 | Davey | 28 | 0.0142 |
| #3 | JJ | 19 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | Raulete | 19 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | dalex02 | 17 | 0.0140 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ValcoNN | 1169 | 0.22 | 32 min |
| #2 | JJ | 536 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #3 | dalex02 | 311 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| #4 | Raulete | 306 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #5 | Davey | 244 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nAshh1 | +4.28 | 81 | 66 |
| #2 | ValcoNN | +3.08 | 80 | 75 |
| #3 | AlexR0Ghost | +2.55 | 55 | 67 |
| #4 | JJ | +2.17 | 42 | 72 |
| #5 | Davey | +0.07 | 51 | 54 |





