








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1592 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,982 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 288 | 15% |
| Smokes | 597 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 188 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 909 | 46% |
Our logs show you have wasted $312,375 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rattle979 | 14 | 0.0164 |
| #2 | oTinTin | 9 | 0.0105 |
| #3 | Rabid Dog | 8 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Foreskin Fermentation | 7 | 0.0177 |
| #5 | Googie | 6 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rabid Dog | 393 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | $cr4tchF1v3K | 352 | 0.32 | 11 min |
| #3 | le0 | 236 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #4 | no no no | 159 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | Rattle979 | 104 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M4ch1n3 | +5.45 | 88 | 76 |
| #2 | UnderChinTin | +3.01 | 91 | 61 |
| #3 | oTinTin | +2.92 | 83 | 47 |
| #4 | $cr4tchF1v3K | +2.91 | 85 | 78 |
| #5 | Rattle979 | +1.48 | 84 | 53 |





