








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 263 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1150 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,442 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1111 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1614 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1771 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1946 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,361,034 of utility $284 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 126 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | My11en☭ | 56% | 32 |
| #2 | Rasmus... | 52% | 143 |
| #3 | ♔♔TheNiceCake♔♔ | 52% | 31 |
| #4 | Progaard | 50% | 214 |
| #5 | Flemmingmedf | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Rasmus... | 52% | 143 |
| #3 | ♔♔TheNiceCake♔♔ | 52% | 31 |
| #4 | Progaard | 50% | 214 |
| #5 | Flemmingmedf | 50% | 20 |
| #6 | shakaka | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Progaard | 11 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | My11en☭ | 5 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | Rasmus... | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | ♔♔TheNiceCake♔♔ | 4 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | Flemmingmedf | 2 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Progaard | 900 | 0.20 | 27 min |
| #2 | Rasmus... | 474 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #3 | My11en☭ | 112 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | Flemmingmedf | 100 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #5 | ♔♔TheNiceCake♔♔ | 63 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | My11en☭ | +3.64 | 71 | 69 |
| #2 | Progaard | +3.60 | 71 | 83 |
| #3 | ♔♔TheNiceCake♔♔ | +3.18 | 67 | 71 |
| #4 | Flemmingmedf | +2.44 | 58 | 72 |
| #5 | Rasmus... | +0.29 | 64 | 75 |





