








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 817 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 204 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 81 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4832 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,086 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5957 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4902 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3578 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4649 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,161,265 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 429 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1nd1nq | 67% | 27 |
| #2 | an idiot™ | 65% | 23 |
| #3 | csgolden | 58% | 60 |
| #4 | Progaard | 57% | 75 |
| #5 | Rasmus... | 57% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | "1Redbullpower1 " | 57% | 106 |
| #7 | M. Andersen | 53% | 53 |
| #8 | ♔♔TheNiceCake♔♔ | 52% | 23 |
| #9 | Køkkenkriger | 52% | 62 |
| #10 | Donkey Fart | 46% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Donkey Fart | 9 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Progaard | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | csgolden | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Køkkenkriger | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | ♔♔TheNiceCake♔♔ | 3 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | "1Redbullpower1 " | 432 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #2 | Rasmus... | 299 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | Progaard | 292 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #4 | csgolden | 196 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | M. Andersen | 187 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M. Andersen | +2.35 | 64 | 70 |
| #2 | an idiot™ | +2.33 | 65 | 67 |
| #3 | ♔♔TheNiceCake♔♔ | +2.14 | 64 | 75 |
| #4 | Flemmingmedf | +2.03 | 70 | 70 |
| #5 | Progaard | +1.92 | 64 | 81 |





