








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 504 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 303 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 150 matches | ||
| Faceit | 125 matches | ||
| Premier | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6040 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,680 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3612 | 19% |
| Smokes | 6485 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 4044 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4539 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $916,652 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 212 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Atmo0 | 59% | 128 |
| #2 | Smyce :) | 57% | 525 |
| #3 | Cusi | 56% | 135 |
| #4 | Lenny | 52% | 194 |
| #5 | is that pesto? | 42% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Atmo0 | 59% | 128 |
| #2 | Smyce :) | 57% | 525 |
| #3 | Cusi | 56% | 135 |
| #4 | Lenny | 52% | 194 |
| #5 | is that pesto? | 42% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smyce :) | 13 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Cusi | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Lenny | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | Atmo0 | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | is that pesto? | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smyce :) | 786 | 0.09 | 19 min |
| #2 | Cusi | 424 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | Atmo0 | 360 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #4 | Lenny | 322 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | is that pesto? | 17 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smyce :) | +3.06 | 88 | 61 |
| #2 | Sim | +2.27 | 86 | 50 |
| #3 | Cusi | -0.35 | 64 | 63 |
| #4 | Atmo0 | -0.38 | 70 | 65 |
| #5 | Lenny | -1.91 | 73 | 55 |





