








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
482 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 927 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 289 | 31% |
| Smokes | 110 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 361 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 167 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $301,102 of utility $305 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snayel | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Shwin Li | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | Tribute | 42% | 33 |
| #4 | NZX | 42% | 19 |
| #5 | noah | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Tribute | 42% | 33 |
| #4 | NZX | 42% | 19 |
| #5 | noah | 33% | 15 |
| #6 | Antidote | 29% | 7 |
| #7 | Hello | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tribute | 6 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | Shwin Li | 4 | 0.0176 |
| #3 | noah | 2 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | Antidote | 2 | 0.0131 |
| #5 | NZX | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | noah | 138 | 0.43 | 3 min |
| #2 | Tribute | 61 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | Shwin Li | 20 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | NZX | 18 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | Antidote | 14 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shwin Li | +3.19 | 84 | 61 |
| #2 | snayel | +0.95 | 67 | 65 |
| #3 | Tribute | +0.66 | 84 | 54 |
| #4 | noah | +0.21 | 79 | 63 |
| #5 | NZX | +0.10 | 89 | 50 |





