








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 210 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
953 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,074 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1638 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1187 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1093 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1156 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $199,406 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KeY | 77% | 26 |
| #2 | rose | 74% | 38 |
| #3 | We stand with Ukraine | 70% | 10 |
| #4 | Wyy* | 65% | 68 |
| #5 | ohg | 63% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | rose | 74% | 38 |
| #3 | We stand with Ukraine | 70% | 10 |
| #4 | Wyy* | 65% | 68 |
| #5 | ohg | 63% | 16 |
| #6 | Maarcha | 58% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wyy* | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | rose | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | KeY | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Maarcha | 1 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | We stand with Ukraine | 1 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wyy* | 217 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | rose | 127 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | We stand with Ukraine | 73 | 0.41 | 3 min |
| #4 | KeY | 67 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Maarcha | 55 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rose | +4.44 | 83 | 57 |
| #2 | Wyy* | +2.79 | 87 | 74 |
| #3 | bulletmeister | +1.60 | 80 | 72 |
| #4 | ohg | +1.48 | 66 | 63 |
| #5 | KeY | +1.38 | 79 | 60 |





