








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 205 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 188 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2926 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,414 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1114 | 12% |
| Smokes | 2717 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3618 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1965 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,634,157 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 168 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wumbo | 56% | 141 |
| #2 | vSkate | 53% | 157 |
| #3 | PaulGall99 | 49% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wumbo | 56% | 141 |
| #2 | vSkate | 53% | 157 |
| #3 | PaulGall99 | 49% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wumbo | 19 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | vSkate | 11 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | PaulGall99 | 3 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vSkate | 379 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #2 | Wumbo | 304 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | PaulGall99 | 58 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kmaddock101 | +2.55 | 40 | 41 |
| #2 | vSkate | +1.67 | 67 | 51 |
| #3 | Wumbo | +0.64 | 73 | 47 |
| #4 | PaulGall99 | -1.48 | 58 | 45 |





