








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 773 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 157 matches | ||
| Faceit | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 35 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9674 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,936 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7206 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6914 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5442 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5374 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,175,518 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1798 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koala gamer | +5.71 | 91 | 66 |
| #2 | sloth | +2.37 | 91 | 48 |
| #3 | poisoned chalice | +1.66 | 84 | 53 |
| #4 | CROOK | -0.06 | 77 | 52 |
| #5 | KennyJ | -1.11 | 69 | 57 |





