








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 517 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2859 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,156 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1793 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2188 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2308 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1867 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,166,551 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 321 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕾𝖏𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖓 | 49% | 43 |
| #2 | skrrt♔ | 48% | 87 |
| #3 | ✪1 finger ¡Ace!✪ | 41% | 22 |
| #4 | Myklen | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕾𝖏𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖓 | 49% | 43 |
| #2 | skrrt♔ | 48% | 87 |
| #3 | ✪1 finger ¡Ace!✪ | 41% | 22 |
| #4 | Myklen | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕾𝖏𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖓 | 5 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | skrrt♔ | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | ✪1 finger ¡Ace!✪ | 2 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skrrt♔ | 118 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #2 | Myklen | 32 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | ✪1 finger ¡Ace!✪ | 31 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | 𝕾𝖏𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖓 | 26 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪1 finger ¡Ace!✪ | +1.14 | 52 | 48 |
| #2 | 𝕾𝖏𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖓 | +0.82 | 88 | 29 |
| #3 | skrrt♔ | +0.77 | 73 | 52 |
| #4 | ✪︎ScrubS✪ | +0.74 | 65 | 57 |
| #5 | Myklen | -0.35 | 88 | 51 |





