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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
897 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,996 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1083 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1006 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 947 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 960 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $189,887 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MAS | 63% | 32 |
| #2 | SexyGamers. aDnLz | 61% | 41 |
| #3 | KiraZ | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | Dqmdi | 53% | 64 |
| #5 | ARMADA | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Dqmdi | 53% | 64 |
| #5 | ARMADA | 50% | 6 |
| #6 | FritZ | 50% | 18 |
| #7 | wTfLo?! 🟦⬜️🟥 | 45% | 42 |
| #8 | Antouane | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dqmdi | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | wTfLo?! 🟦⬜️🟥 | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wTfLo?! 🟦⬜️🟥 | 230 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #2 | Dqmdi | 169 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | SexyGamers. aDnLz | 139 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | KiraZ | 82 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #5 | FritZ | 61 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SexyGamers. aDnLz | +1.71 | 74 | 72 |
| #2 | FritZ | +1.09 | 61 | 73 |
| #3 | MAS | +1.09 | 72 | 66 |
| #4 | KiraZ | +0.40 | 80 | 71 |
| #5 | wTfLo?! 🟦⬜️🟥 | +0.28 | 75 | 73 |





