








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 39 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
284 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,486 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 265 | 18% |
| Smokes | 499 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 149 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 573 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $112,332 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dwoma | 56% | 52 |
| #2 | T1B0 | 50% | 62 |
| #3 | Foxyte | 42% | 31 |
| #4 | Staurmy | 25% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dwoma | 56% | 52 |
| #2 | T1B0 | 50% | 62 |
| #3 | Foxyte | 42% | 31 |
| #4 | Staurmy | 25% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T1B0 | 10 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | Dwoma | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Foxyte | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Staurmy | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dwoma | 51 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #2 | Foxyte | 42 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | T1B0 | 33 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | Staurmy | 2 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dwoma | +2.99 | 63 | 55 |
| #2 | T1B0 | +2.20 | 76 | 27 |
| #3 | Foxyte | -1.88 | 19 | 50 |
| #4 | s3xyH3lias | -3.45 | 20 | 44 |
| #5 | Staurmy | -4.27 | 25 | 13 |





