








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 408 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 59 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3446 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,230 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1349 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3493 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 412 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 2976 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $959,512 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 175 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s3xyH3lias | 56% | 52 |
| #2 | T1B0 | 52% | 380 |
| #3 | Foxyte | 51% | 138 |
| #4 | Staurmy | 46% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s3xyH3lias | 56% | 52 |
| #2 | T1B0 | 52% | 380 |
| #3 | Foxyte | 51% | 138 |
| #4 | Staurmy | 46% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T1B0 | 34 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Staurmy | 10 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | s3xyH3lias | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Foxyte | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Foxyte | 274 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | T1B0 | 239 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| #3 | s3xyH3lias | 49 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Staurmy | 32 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dwoma | +1.53 | 66 | 42 |
| #2 | T1B0 | +1.24 | 73 | 30 |
| #3 | Foxyte | -2.45 | 18 | 58 |
| #4 | s3xyH3lias | -3.05 | 21 | 44 |
| #5 | Staurmy | -3.93 | 29 | 16 |





