








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 220 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 188 matches | ||
| Faceit | 172 matches | ||
| Wingman | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2769 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,605 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5902 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5863 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4374 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3466 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,088,975 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 738 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gravity | 56% | 124 |
| #2 | Svici | 49% | 332 |
| #3 | ☁P☼A✈P★A♕❤ | 49% | 149 |
| #4 | DRAGON | 40% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gravity | 56% | 124 |
| #2 | Svici | 49% | 332 |
| #3 | ☁P☼A✈P★A♕❤ | 49% | 149 |
| #4 | DRAGON | 40% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Svici | 8 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | ☁P☼A✈P★A♕❤ | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Gravity | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Svici | 682 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #2 | Gravity | 300 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | ☁P☼A✈P★A♕❤ | 175 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | DRAGON | 11 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gravity | +3.17 | 89 | 62 |
| #2 | ☁P☼A✈P★A♕❤ | +0.97 | 75 | 57 |
| #3 | DRAGON | +0.17 | 78 | 45 |
| #4 | TmS | +0.03 | 64 | 60 |
| #5 | Svici | -0.90 | 67 | 67 |





