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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 119 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 114 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4600 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,773 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3400 | 20% |
| Smokes | 5214 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3509 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4650 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $505,755 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 246 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TmS | 474 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #2 | Svici | 218 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | [0]KZ 様 | 183 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #4 | pyth | 109 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | ☁P☼A✈P★A♕❤ | 104 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [0]KZ 様 | +4.98 | 92 | 70 |
| #2 | Gravity | +3.31 | 89 | 56 |
| #3 | pyth | +1.64 | 91 | 65 |
| #4 | DRAGON | +0.43 | 75 | 45 |
| #5 | ☁P☼A✈P★A♕❤ | +0.29 | 76 | 57 |





