








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 913 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 206 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6147 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,539 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4629 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3802 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3636 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3472 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $876,894 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 631 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Piss baby | 57% | 140 |
| #2 | nick | 56% | 291 |
| #3 | JS | 55% | 80 |
| #4 | Ridn | 52% | 79 |
| #5 | nycko | 47% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nick | 937 | 0.16 | 19 min |
| #2 | Piss baby | 378 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | JS | 289 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #4 | nycko | 155 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ridn | 150 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 48kg kid | +4.55 | 82 | 65 |
| #2 | Ridn | +0.69 | 82 | 58 |
| #3 | nick | -0.35 | 61 | 45 |
| #4 | JS | -0.93 | 60 | 61 |
| #5 | Piss baby | -1.05 | 57 | 60 |





