








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
250 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 573 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 240 | 42% |
| Smokes | 86 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 190 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 57 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $35,489 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nijeCava | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | AleKsa | 100% | 4 |
| #3 | peky | 75% | 4 |
| #4 | lean | 65% | 17 |
| #5 | Laki© | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | AleKsa | 100% | 4 |
| #3 | peky | 75% | 4 |
| #4 | lean | 65% | 17 |
| #5 | Laki© | 50% | 12 |
| #6 | ChodaNinja | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Laki© | 2 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | ChodaNinja | 1 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | peky | 1 | 0.0119 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lean | 37 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | AleKsa | 10 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #3 | Laki© | 8 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | ChodaNinja | 6 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | nijeCava | 2 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Laki© | +2.84 | 49 | 34 |
| #2 | nijeCava | +0.90 | 44 | 43 |
| #3 | chamilion | +0.41 | 58 | 50 |
| #4 | lean | -1.50 | 39 | 48 |
| #5 | peky | -2.56 | 30 | 31 |





