








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 253 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




89 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3523 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,575 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2865 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1645 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1906 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1159 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $803,077 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1676 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Japa | 45% | 250 |
| #8 | PO | 43% | 44 |
| #9 | @vatsastavääntää | 34% | 35 |
| #10 | mayvvewqewrsfyu | 34% | 47 |
| #11 | ☹ zoomer | 29% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SoliD | +4.40 | 85 | 64 |
| #2 | tepsi | +4.39 | 84 | 54 |
| #3 | Pallosta päähän | +2.25 | 64 | 44 |
| #4 | Japa | +0.89 | 59 | 47 |
| #5 | ☹ zoomer | +0.57 | 46 | 56 |





