








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 51 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 504 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5091 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,792 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1689 | 8% |
| Smokes | 8676 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 3603 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 7824 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $568,194 of utility $41 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sam | 55% | 89 |
| #2 | Fred | 50% | 412 |
| #3 | Scorpion King | 50% | 207 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sam | 55% | 89 |
| #2 | Fred | 50% | 412 |
| #3 | Scorpion King | 50% | 207 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fred | 27 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Sam | 12 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | Scorpion King | 2 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fred | 1190 | 0.14 | 35 min |
| #2 | Scorpion King | 250 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #3 | Sam | 140 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☠brainlessfantasy☠ | +0.71 | 59 | 46 |
| #2 | Scorpion King | +0.62 | 66 | 64 |
| #3 | Sam | +0.45 | 72 | 44 |
| #4 | Fred | -0.41 | 70 | 59 |





