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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 331 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
933 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,083 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 865 | 28% |
| Smokes | 832 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 817 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 569 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $607,407 of utility $258 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 195 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le Bongo | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | Lubinho | 50% | 68 |
| #3 | LegacyGTO #Jesus | 45% | 11 |
| #4 | KingofTheScrubs | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le Bongo | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | Lubinho | 50% | 68 |
| #3 | LegacyGTO #Jesus | 45% | 11 |
| #4 | KingofTheScrubs | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lubinho | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Le Bongo | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lubinho | 121 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | Le Bongo | 81 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | KingofTheScrubs | 19 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | LegacyGTO #Jesus | 4 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le Bongo | +3.14 | 63 | 42 |
| #2 | dj pussycat | +1.03 | 61 | 60 |
| #3 | LegacyGTO #Jesus | +0.47 | 67 | 41 |
| #4 | Lubinho | +0.32 | 52 | 49 |
| #5 | KingofTheScrubs | -3.76 | 36 | 41 |





