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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 80 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
445 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,359 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 299 | 22% |
| Smokes | 396 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 433 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 231 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $313,739 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 323 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le Bongo | 50% | 6 |
| #2 | LegacyGTO #Jesus | 43% | 7 |
| #3 | dj pussycat | 42% | 26 |
| #4 | Lubinho | 42% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le Bongo | 50% | 6 |
| #2 | LegacyGTO #Jesus | 43% | 7 |
| #3 | dj pussycat | 42% | 26 |
| #4 | Lubinho | 42% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lubinho | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | dj pussycat | 2 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dj pussycat | 121 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #2 | Lubinho | 101 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Le Bongo | 13 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #4 | LegacyGTO #Jesus | 2 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le Bongo | +5.11 | 72 | 35 |
| #2 | dj pussycat | +2.15 | 60 | 60 |
| #3 | Lubinho | +1.42 | 52 | 50 |
| #4 | KingofTheScrubs | -1.75 | 37 | 42 |
| #5 | LegacyGTO #Jesus | -2.55 | 47 | 37 |





