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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
152 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 525 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 117 | 22% |
| Smokes | 156 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 139 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 113 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $37,755 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nakittaja | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | ★ That Irto | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | Padriggi | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | STATICZIM | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | Matsku11 | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | STATICZIM | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | Matsku11 | 50% | 2 |
| #6 | Nuhur (Model White) | 50% | 2 |
| #7 | Anzzi | 50% | 8 |
| #8 | urmaanos | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Padriggi | 4 | 0.0174 |
| #2 | ★ That Irto | 3 | 0.0111 |
| #3 | nakittaja | 2 | 0.0190 |
| #4 | Anzzi | 1 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | Matsku11 | 1 | 0.0256 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Padriggi | 35 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #2 | nakittaja | 19 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| #3 | ★ That Irto | 18 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | urmaanos | 8 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | Anzzi | 6 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nakittaja | +3.03 | 82 | 74 |
| #2 | OscarZz | +2.87 | 79 | 63 |
| #3 | Padriggi | +2.82 | 66 | 70 |
| #4 | Nuhur (Model White) | +2.31 | 9 | 73 |
| #5 | ★ That Irto | +0.06 | 32 | 70 |





