








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 14 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Wingman | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3243 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,981 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2628 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2902 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3126 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2325 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,060,997 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | naGato | 63% | 201 |
| #2 | ReXetz | 60% | 30 |
| #3 | Tom | 57% | 149 |
| #4 | Blackbelt267 | 56% | 143 |
| #5 | Mayo | 55% | 195 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | naGato | 13 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | BulletB382 | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | rusty boi roi | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Mayo | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | ReXetz | 5 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | notevan1121 | +1.95 | 79 | 62 |
| #2 | naGato | +0.82 | 68 | 32 |
| #3 | BulletB382 | +0.25 | 71 | 48 |
| #4 | Blackbelt267 | +0.04 | 66 | 62 |
| #5 | Mayo | -0.25 | 58 | 34 |





