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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 68 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 21 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
300 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,665 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 389 | 23% |
| Smokes | 547 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 315 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 414 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $161,455 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sondre247 | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | Robinra02 | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | INƒinity | 43% | 35 |
| #4 | Mr.Potato | 40% | 5 |
| #5 | Gullis | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | INƒinity | 43% | 35 |
| #4 | Mr.Potato | 40% | 5 |
| #5 | Gullis | 33% | 18 |
| #6 | DenBeste | 22% | 9 |
| #7 | Bey0nd | 14% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gullis | 3 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | INƒinity | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | sondre247 | 1 | 0.0116 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gullis | 72 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #2 | Bey0nd | 28 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | INƒinity | 24 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | DenBeste | 10 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | Robinra02 | 9 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robinra02 | +8.94 | 79 | 54 |
| #2 | DenBeste | +1.26 | 55 | 49 |
| #3 | INƒinity | +0.66 | 53 | 50 |
| #4 | Bey0nd | +0.10 | 62 | 60 |
| #5 | Mr.Potato | -0.01 | 68 | 63 |





