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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 541 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Esplay | 54 matches | 1,589 | |
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1460 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,685 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1007 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1409 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1262 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1007 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,002,069 of utility $278 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azazel | 53% | 15 |
| #2 | INƒinity | 44% | 131 |
| #3 | Gullis | 39% | 33 |
| #4 | DenBeste | 29% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azazel | 53% | 15 |
| #2 | INƒinity | 44% | 131 |
| #3 | Gullis | 39% | 33 |
| #4 | DenBeste | 29% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | INƒinity | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | Gullis | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gullis | 108 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #2 | INƒinity | 65 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #3 | Azazel | 42 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | DenBeste | 9 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azazel | +0.52 | 56 | 52 |
| #2 | Bey0nd | +0.43 | 67 | 55 |
| #3 | INƒinity | -1.00 | 56 | 49 |
| #4 | DenBeste | -2.37 | 61 | 48 |
| #5 | Gullis | -2.60 | 42 | 62 |





