








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 225 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 226 matches | ||
| Premier | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4175 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,505 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5488 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5756 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5248 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4013 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,274,725 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 117 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Chuďas | 47% | 83 |
| #5 | KomeS | 47% | 258 |
| #6 | lilPikain | 47% | 177 |
| #7 | zlinissi | 45% | 87 |
| #8 | Goodii | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ancient Grease | 1002 | 0.25 | 27 min |
| #2 | KomeS | 640 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #3 | Fildus | 350 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #4 | lilPikain | 282 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | zlinissi | 135 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fildus | +1.97 | 70 | 65 |
| #2 | Goodii | +1.69 | 81 | 34 |
| #3 | zlinissi | +0.50 | 73 | 62 |
| #4 | KomeS | +0.38 | 54 | 60 |
| #5 | Ganjalf | +0.23 | 61 | 77 |





