








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 428 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 298 matches | ||
| Faceit | 203 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6219 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,899 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3432 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3797 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4873 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4797 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,842,034 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chuďas | 55% | 225 |
| #2 | KomeS | 54% | 295 |
| #3 | zlinissi | 51% | 39 |
| #4 | Ancient Grease | 47% | 183 |
| #5 | Ganjalf | 47% | 177 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ancient Grease | 1031 | 0.26 | 29 min |
| #2 | KomeS | 610 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #3 | Ganjalf | 503 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #4 | Fildus | 308 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #5 | Chuďas | 188 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fildus | +1.51 | 70 | 65 |
| #2 | KomeS | +0.76 | 55 | 60 |
| #3 | Chuďas | +0.75 | 72 | 48 |
| #4 | lilPikain | +0.48 | 71 | 54 |
| #5 | zlinissi | +0.02 | 59 | 59 |





