








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 649 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 163 matches | ||
| Premier | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




160 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6248 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,809 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1826 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3091 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3339 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3553 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,142,704 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1034 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Barman CSGOSKINS | 57 | 0.0120 |
| #2 | Nocny | 42 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | 王 Kakarøttø™ 山 | 18 | 0.0131 |
| #4 | Ganja | 17 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | TadekRPK | 15 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ganja | 528 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #2 | Barman CSGOSKINS | 510 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #3 | TadekRPK | 324 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | Nocny | 319 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #5 | 王 Kakarøttø™ 山 | 246 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ice | +3.20 | 79 | 48 |
| #2 | Nocny | +2.24 | 64 | 37 |
| #3 | Ukraini Bombardini | +0.32 | 70 | 58 |
| #4 | Egzo | -0.17 | 35 | 34 |
| #5 | Ganja | -0.42 | 56 | 59 |





