








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 48 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2575 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,843 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1664 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2128 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1311 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1740 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,349,904 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 152 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bluely | 55% | 20 |
| #2 | Fruit | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | Deagle Dan | 47% | 57 |
| #4 | Chawk | 45% | 252 |
| #5 | Yeet | 44% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Chawk | 45% | 252 |
| #5 | Yeet | 44% | 110 |
| #6 | Brycehoe2inch | 40% | 73 |
| #7 | www.corn | 36% | 45 |
| #8 | Let's Grow | 35% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yeet | 24 | 0.0108 |
| #2 | Chawk | 19 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | www.corn | 10 | 0.0108 |
| #4 | Bluely | 8 | 0.0204 |
| #5 | Deagle Dan | 4 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chawk | 446 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #2 | Brycehoe2inch | 207 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | Yeet | 163 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Deagle Dan | 111 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | www.corn | 87 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bluely | +5.88 | 84 | 59 |
| #2 | Chawk | +4.31 | 90 | 55 |
| #3 | Deagle Dan | +2.02 | 97 | 62 |
| #4 | Fruit | +1.10 | 86 | 62 |
| #5 | Let's Grow | -1.04 | 67 | 21 |





