








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
189 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 368 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 115 | 31% |
| Smokes | 103 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 50 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 100 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $41,468 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...

| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2man | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | adamSIN | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | Philipp | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | ![]() WaliD | 45% | 11 |
| #5 | Djoks | 33% | 6 |

| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | adamSIN | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | Philipp | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | ![]() WaliD | 45% | 11 |
| #5 | Djoks | 33% | 6 |
| #6 | ![]() Whigga | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Djoks | 1 | 0.0075 |

| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ![]() WaliD | 25 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | adamSIN | 20 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #3 | Djoks | 10 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | 2man | 6 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | ![]() Whigga | 2 | 0.05 | 0 min |

| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ![]() WaliD | +4.73 | 93 | 61 |
| #2 | Philipp | +4.02 | 79 | 28 |
| #3 | bob | +2.13 | 67 | 49 |
| #4 | 2man | +1.80 | 85 | 61 |
| #5 | ![]() Whigga | -3.47 | 36 | 56 |









