








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 21 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
294 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 702 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 215 | 31% |
| Smokes | 198 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 152 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 137 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $44,252 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pope | 48 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #2 | 1ukan | 32 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | Prochas | 30 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | ✪ Ven0m :] | 14 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #5 | forbas | 13 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeBron James | +1.72 | 89 | 52 |
| #2 | Prochas | +1.32 | 94 | 54 |
| #3 | ✪ Ven0m :] | +1.25 | 89 | 62 |
| #4 | Underrated | +0.37 | 81 | 53 |
| #5 | Pope | +0.07 | 77 | 60 |





