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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 126 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
789 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,757 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 459 | 26% |
| Smokes | 492 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 381 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 425 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $169,267 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Underrated | 40% | 5 |
| #9 | Pope | 36% | 11 |
| #10 | Kvik | 33% | 3 |
| #11 | forbas | 30% | 10 |
| #12 | Auryx' | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeBron James | 4 | 0.0152 |
| #2 | Rapke | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | ✪ Ven0m :] | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Pope | 1 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pope | 53 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #2 | Rapke | 46 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Vision | 46 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | forbas | 42 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | LeBron James | 38 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prochas | +2.80 | 90 | 61 |
| #2 | Underrated | +2.06 | 76 | 67 |
| #3 | Vision | +0.99 | 81 | 71 |
| #4 | LeBron James | -0.13 | 91 | 40 |
| #5 | ✪ Ven0m :] | -0.58 | 83 | 55 |





