








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 953 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Wingman | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




133 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6173 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,420 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6431 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5238 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2709 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 5042 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,210,642 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1288 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dinn | 62% | 107 |
| #2 | Mukdip | 57% | 441 |
| #3 | Gurg D. Eeznuts | 56% | 95 |
| #4 | fj^ | 55% | 130 |
| #5 | rlaV | 54% | 206 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A-Z | +3.09 | 81 | 59 |
| #2 | Dinn | +2.97 | 86 | 77 |
| #3 | Mukdip | +2.13 | 88 | 53 |
| #4 | rlaV | +0.40 | 75 | 58 |
| #5 | Gurg D. Eeznuts | +0.29 | 88 | 57 |





