








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 71 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1481 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,051 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 876 | 17% |
| Smokes | 866 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2052 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 1257 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,053,260 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 629 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gurg D. Eeznuts | 57% | 68 |
| #2 | Dinn | 55% | 145 |
| #3 | rlaV | 53% | 109 |
| #4 | Mukdip | 52% | 200 |
| #5 | A-Z | 49% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dinn | 654 | 0.23 | 15 min |
| #2 | A-Z | 524 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #3 | Mukdip | 330 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | rlaV | 271 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | Gurg D. Eeznuts | 156 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dinn | +4.43 | 89 | 73 |
| #2 | A-Z | +3.35 | 84 | 62 |
| #3 | Mukdip | +2.14 | 90 | 51 |
| #4 | Gurg D. Eeznuts | +1.51 | 91 | 60 |
| #5 | burrit0 | +0.97 | 60 | 59 |





