








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 58 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1193 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,957 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 940 | 32% |
| Smokes | 661 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 792 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 564 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $161,863 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 133 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | James Bong | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | πΏπ€π£ππππ‘π€ | 56% | 45 |
| #3 | Lible001 | 54% | 39 |
| #4 | Taik Myson | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | Paksu | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πΏπ€π£ππππ‘π€ | 25 | 0.0285 |
| #2 | Lible001 | 5 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | Paksu | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HYDES | +1.87 | 73 | 58 |
| #2 | James Bong | +1.58 | 73 | 61 |
| #3 | tupzu- | +1.34 | 88 | 51 |
| #4 | πΏπ€π£ππππ‘π€ | +0.16 | 47 | 64 |
| #5 | Paksu | -0.41 | 77 | 52 |





