








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 76 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
962 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,992 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 621 | 31% |
| Smokes | 461 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 587 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 323 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $437,350 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 117 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dawg | 85% | 13 |
| #2 | moray | 65% | 26 |
| #3 | Onvee | 62% | 50 |
| #4 | Log4n111 | 62% | 39 |
| #5 | Bungsby Twinkelstone | 56% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moray | 8 | 0.0157 |
| #2 | Bungsby Twinkelstone | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Onvee | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Log4n111 | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Mike Oxmells-Grim | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dawg | +6.26 | 86 | 59 |
| #2 | Log4n111 | +5.34 | 74 | 61 |
| #3 | moray | +4.19 | 77 | 36 |
| #4 | Bungsby Twinkelstone | +1.53 | 56 | 52 |
| #5 | Onvee | +1.46 | 69 | 62 |





