








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 549 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




73 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5428 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,874 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6074 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4717 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3224 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3859 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $581,132 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 625 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | plose | 64% | 153 |
| #2 | slumz | 58% | 247 |
| #3 | Linko ® | 58% | 187 |
| #4 | ♛ bibu333 | 57% | 104 |
| #5 | Mk2-- 🔞 | 56% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | slumz | 1357 | 0.28 | 38 min |
| #2 | Linko ® | 683 | 0.19 | 17 min |
| #3 | Mk2-- 🔞 | 673 | 0.22 | 15 min |
| #4 | plose | 392 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #5 | ♛ bibu333 | 306 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fab1en L'espionneur | +3.54 | 75 | 71 |
| #2 | plose | +1.97 | 71 | 64 |
| #3 | DraX | +1.35 | 87 | 50 |
| #4 | ♛ bibu333 | +1.28 | 75 | 56 |
| #5 | slumz | +0.76 | 69 | 74 |





