








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 422 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 279 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




130 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3889 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,350 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8318 | 36% |
| Smokes | 6649 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5161 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3222 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $779,210 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 665 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fab1en L'espionneur | 58% | 187 |
| #2 | slumz | 55% | 87 |
| #3 | plose | 53% | 120 |
| #4 | DraX | 53% | 47 |
| #5 | ♛ bibu333 | 51% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fab1en L'espionneur | +4.17 | 75 | 71 |
| #2 | ♛ bibu333 | +2.85 | 75 | 58 |
| #3 | plose | +2.43 | 71 | 62 |
| #4 | DraX | +1.23 | 89 | 52 |
| #5 | slumz | +0.69 | 69 | 71 |





