








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 168 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 49 matches | ||
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1072 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,488 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 751 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1332 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 927 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 478 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $365,980 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ёnginn | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | KMC - bumbi | 49% | 80 |
| #3 | KMc - Johewa | 47% | 58 |
| #4 | kungmc | 46% | 133 |
| #5 | roXio | 45% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roXio | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | kungmc | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | KMC - bumbi | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | KMc - Johewa | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KMC - bumbi | +1.19 | 52 | 77 |
| #2 | ёnginn | +0.74 | 76 | 57 |
| #3 | KMc - Johewa | +0.52 | 50 | 61 |
| #4 | HaXarN | +0.42 | 61 | 60 |
| #5 | kungmc | -0.94 | 46 | 66 |





